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Corrie weekly updates from 1995, 17 years in 17 e-books
All the wit and warmth of Weatherfield, none of the waffle
Available from amazon.co.uk or amazon.com
Check out the Coronation Street Blog - it's FAB
Sal tells Kev she wants to buy Nat out of the garage with Sal's mum's cash.
Alec tells Kev that Sam told him Nat made the phone call from the hospital last
week. Nat threatens Sal with slander and solicitors, after Sam told Nat that
Sal had been spreading the gossip that it was Nat who made the phone call (when
it was Sam). Sal asks Sam why she's been saying these things, but Sam says that
Nat told her it was Sal. Sam tells Sal that Kev and Nat are planning to run
away together with Sal's money. Sal tells Rita, who tells Sal to ask Kev about
Nat. Kev denies all. Kev gets Des and Nat to tell Sal the truth about Sam but
Sal walks out, unconvinced. Kev and Des confront Sam who denies all. Alec enters,
Sam cries, Kev and Des leave. Sam tells Alec that Nat said he'd been harassing
her in the Rovers and that he'd molested her in the bar area. Alec confronts
Nat, Nat blames Sam. Sam also tells Alec that Des laughs at him 'cos he's short
and can't get a woman. Alec confronts Des. Des blames Sam. (Are you with me
so far?) Des confronts Sam, Tiger escapes from Curly's. Des picks up Nat's pussy
off the street. In t'Rovers, Nat and Alec have Sam sussed and confront her with
Tiger. Sam lies. Then (phew) Sam admits all, walks out, Alec sacks her, she
prepares to ride off on her bike. Finally leaves the Street after telling Des
she IS preggers after all and by this time, we're all so flipping grateful she's
gone, no one cares whether Des is going to be a dad, or not. Confused? You will
be.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks "Do you know how to drive this thing?
Gary has walked out on Judy and he,s disappeared after she told him about
Paul Fisher and playing fast and loose with her personal slot machine. Judy,
frightened that Zoe will spill the beans after she lets Judy know that she
knows who the real father of the baby is, feels she has no choice but to come
clean with Gary and tell him the truth. Gary listens to what Judy has to say,
then without histrionics (I think that's the poshest word I've ever used in
an update!), he simply turns away, walks out the front door and tells Judy
"We're finished."
Q: What's green and takes an hour to drink? A: A student grant
Yup, Spider is back and looks set for some great scenes in the forthcoming
weeks. Alf has stepped down as councillor, and Spider overhears Fred and Audrey
chatting in the Rovers about this, and decides to stand for council himself.
He intends to stand for environmental issues and hopes to win Weatherfield's
'green vote'. He threatens Fred he's going to campaign for Weatherfield to
be made a meat-free zone. Audrey, appalled that "Stig of the dump"
(her words, not mine) is going to stand for council is enraged enough to announce
that she too will stand for council, and give the "scruffy beggar a run
for his money" (her words again, not mine - he isn't scruffy, it's more
sort of garden-worm chic). Fred offers to orchestrate Audrey's campaign, but
it's obvious he has more on his mind, I say more on his mind, with Mrs Roberts
than he cares to admit right now. Audrey of course, is lapping up all of Fred's
attention, and says she intends to do for Weatherfield what Margaret Thatcher
did for the country (well, that's Weatherfield screwed then). Spider asks
her what her policy will be, for instance, on air quality. "Well, you
see, that's something I know a bit about, 'cos I'm a fully qualified 'airdresser."
she replies.
"Trade's bad, Paddy, I think oi'll sell me pub and buy a brothel". "T''wont work Mick. If you can't sell beer, what makes you think you can sell soup?"
Janice has had just about enough of the dirty great camper van outside of
her front door, but Les refuses to budge. He goes to the Mallets to use their
toilet, even taking his own toilet roll. Janice reports Les to the police
but there's nothing they can do as Les has taken the wheels off the van so
it isn't a road worthy vehicle any longer and he can't be fined for being
in charge of a van with no wheels. Janice cries to Leanne that she loves Les
but doesn't like being taken for granted and wishes he would make a bit of
an effort for her. Leanne tells Les to get himself sorted - which he does,
in style! He wires up the stereo and flashing disco lights to the front of
the van, and gets dressed in a blue velvet suit, frilly shirt and dicky-bow
tie. As Janice leaves the factory, a bouquet of flowers is delivered to her
by a florist, and we all look on in amazement as Les starts crooning the old
10cc hit "I'm not in love." I laughed so much, milk came out of
my nose, which was odd as I was drinking Guinness at the time. What a scream
this scene was, absolutely brilliant and it did the trick for Janice. Les
scoops her up in his arms and marches her up the stairs in the Battersby house,
waving at the onlookers from the bedroom window. Mike Baldwin comes out to
see what's going on "What are they doing up there?" he asks... as
if we needed to be told. A brilliant scene, excellent, a true Coronation Street
gem.
A man staggered into a police station with a duck stuck on his head. "Can I help you?" asked the desk sergeant. "Yes" said the duck. "Get this man off my feet"
Greg still has designs on Sally, and it looks like Maxine is going to find
out just what a prat she's been dating the last few weeks, when we find out
it may be more than Sally's good looks that Greg is after. Remember, Sal's
just come into some money and Greg, me laddo, is skint.
First hippy: "Hey, turn the radio on, man". Second hippy: "Radio, you're so sexy and I love you, man"
Glenda :-)
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