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Have you ever wished your name was Beryl? No, me neither, but isn't
it such a nice word? Someone else who's not called Beryl has flown
off with her mother to Gdansk. I understand they build boats in Gdansk
but it's not a sailing ship, it's an ailing hip that takes Blanche to Poland
with Deirdre for comfort and support. Home alone Ken enjoys the peace
and quiet with a good book and a quarter of lemon bon-bons tucked up his
cardi sleeve.
Ah, but where is Tracy and Amy, I hear you ask. They've gone to stay
with Peter, I reply. Tracy found out that Steve was using her to get
legal responsibility for Amy and so refused to sign the form at the
court, running out in tears. Steve sends Liz to the Barlow's to find
out where Tracy's gone but it all ends in tears when Liz and Deidre fall out,
which is probably not new to Liz as she looks like she's falling out of most
everything she wears. Mind you, if I had a chest like hers I'd enter it for a prize.
In the café, Roy makes a Meccano model of his granddad's contraption
before following the plans and making it for real. The café
ceiling is covered in fans, pulleys, levers and switches. "Eureka!" shouts
Roy, as onlookers Hayley and Vera wonder, exactly, just what it is that it
does.
Gail flips when she sees the mess that Sarah and Scooter are making in her
house and when she feels likes she's being taken for granted she lashes out
at Scooter in no uncertain terms. So how Scooter and ten boxes
of comics end up moving in to the Platts is anyone's guess, I'm sure
it would have made sense if I'd been paying attention, but it's been an odd
week, and I wasn't.
It's Jamie's birthday and Frankie plans a big supper with Leanne and Candice
invited. Jamie's real mum Carole is the birthday surprise when she turns
up half-drunk and then drinks to fill the other half at the dinner table.
Frankie's as gracious as she can be to the woman who's husband she nicked
while she was supposed to be babysitting her son all them years ago but Carole,
really dear, should have learned to let go by now. Carole loses it completely
and after she ends up in tears, Frankie and Jamie drive Carole home.
This leaves Danny and Leanne alone in the house for a
bit of rumpy-pumpy after Warren and Candice go to the pub.
And finally this week Sean buys a stuffed dead cat from Keith the taxidermist
for £30 he found in his pocket which he borrowed from Angela Harris before she went into prison. Could it be any more contrived?
Anyway, I won't bore you with the details of this as one shouldn't poke fun
at a dead cat on national television but this storyline will lead Sean to
the local vet with his adorable Old English Sheepdog next week. You
just might have to stop me from stroking the telly, or indeed, taking it out for a walk.
And that's just about that for this week.
By Glenda
Young , writer of
Coronation Street Weekly Updates
for the internet since 1995.
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